bora bloopers in the boy's book

a break from the bora narratives, here are more bambi & lee bora bloopers:

jon (bambi's bro-in-law): o, anong tatak ng goggles mo?
bambi (yabang): eto, arena. kay lee arenak!
lee: porque't wala pang P150 ginastos ko dyan e, pareho namang itim e.

later...

bambi: teka, bakit parang iba goggles ko?
lee: hmm? (pa-inosente)
bambi: kinuha mo arena ko!!!
lee: di naman e, pareho lang itim! (kunwari pa)...

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walking along bora beachwalk

bambi: uy, tingnan mo yung palapit na guy, kamukha ni juno (friend ni lyn)
lee: talaga?
bambi: oo!

after guy walks past

bambi: juno! juno! (sabay takbo)
lee: sana maging quicksand itong polvoron sand right now at lamunin na ako....

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tambay at room

bambi: anong movie yan?
lee: yung "dragon: the bruce lee story" (sorry, no pun jokes here)
bambi: uy, fight scene! (dubbing) o, kaya mo ba yan?
lee (dubbing): mas magaling ako, kaya kong mag-split!
bambi (dubbing): e nagsplit ka kasi sinipa kita e! hwayaaah!!!
lee (dubbing): a basta-hwayaaah! di naman ako kalbo!!!

and so on....

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at the henna place

jon: ok pala dito magpahenna
bambi: bakit? magaling kasing gumawa? maganda design? may libreng pa-retouch (kuripot!)
jon: hinde, ok dito mag-girl watch
lee: oo nga e, tingnan mo yung nakabikini o (alin? lahat sila nakabikini!)...
bambi: (pours sand on lee) eto sa yo!
lee: hmm, pang-exfoliate uli... :P

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at red coconut pool

bambi: diba mas buoyant yung tao pag nasa water?
lee: yup, bakit?
bambi: karga mo ako!
lee: ok (lifts bambi in water)
bambi: yay!
lee: o, ako naman!
bambi: e ang bigat mo e!
lee: e diba mas buoyant nga tao in the water?
bambi: fine... (lifts lee in the water)
lee: yay!

after 5 seconds

bambi: o sya, tama na (sabay drops lee in the water)
lee: *gurgle3x...*

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before going to fish-feeding

lee: (outside bambi's room) o, ready ka na?
bambi: okay, let's go! (we both have the same board shorts & same seahorse designs on our shirts)
jijit (bambi's sis): ang baduy nyo...

for more bora bloopers, click on the following links:

http://flipmermaid.blogspot.com/2005/04/lee-and-bambis-bora-bloopers-preview.html
http://flipmermaid.blogspot.com/2005/04/camera-or-sun.html
http://flipmermaid.blogspot.com/2005/04/lee-and-bambi-boracay-bloopers.html