the past few weeks, i've been going to the "minus" gym to attend the spin class. being a self-appointed pigafetta, i tend to observe and pick on the quirky characters in the gym. i got the inspiration to post this from cat's gym post. don't blame me for being a pintasero, it's an augustinian trait... there are several characters that call my attention (i'm sorry to the people mentioned; i'm sure you're ok when i meet you, i just can't help myself...):
- kung-fu hustle guy - no, this guy doesn't look like stephen chow; he looks like that barber guy with his butt sticking out. in addition, this lookalike has that partly blond top with the black roots coming out. i hate his guts and he hasn't done anything to me yet. weird...
- 70s dude - i saw this guy this morning. after pumping iron, i noticed him fixing his longish bangs to stay in place, kinda like superman fixing his forehead curl (kissme, some people call that curl). the thing is, why bother fixing it, when you're going to take a shower afterwards? or is that the point, you're fixing it now since you're not going to take a shower?
- sports bra girl - she goes to spin class with a sports bra and pants. she's fit enough; she draws attention and she knows it.
- rosary manangs - these are the ones who refuse to follow the program in the spin class, spinning on their own beat or on their own sequence, which distracts the rest of the class. usually one in each class. they're like the old ladies who pray the rosary in the middle of the mass.
as for me, i'm sweaty guy; five minutes into the exercise and i perspire a bucketload.
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I've been lazy, lazy and lazy the last couple weeks. I haven't lifted, ran or done any sort of working out. Blah.
oh i nitpick on people in my building namely
1. skirt korean girl - she works next door takes a goddamn time long time in the bathroom just fixing her skirt and blouse na doesnt seem to match na mukhang some cheapay ukay binili at the rejects rack. she's irritating when u need to take a dump. oh i caught her taking a dump. and she didnt bring tissue. yuckie!
2. bluetooth guy - forever with bluetooth handsfree glued to his ear. it's distracting kasi mukha sha tanga when he talks while doing yosi breaks at the p. lot.
3. tissue paper girl - she works on the other end and when she goes to the banyo she brandishes her tissue paper rolls (defensive ata). she bitched on the janitress nga for having a smelly banyo (na sha naman may kasalanan heller, walang nasa banyo kundi sha. loser). and the floor says she's a bitch na nambubwuiset kung sino. and super feeling. mukha naman sha paa.
4. flower woman - ah yes, this is skirt girl in years or so. ung damit nya mukhang stuck pa in a time warp since i dunno na mukhang 80s pa na super kupas. super nagmumurang kamyas kasi shes so feeling youngish and all)
5. the kids at the 18th floor - they think the elevator is a ferris wheel na pinaglalaruan ka. there's a call center there and puros gawin laruan ba naman ang elevator pag pauwi na sila. kaasar esp. if you're catching up. plus they HOG the ever so hanging antel elevator.
well.. i can go on and on and be meany (hindi tlaga nagbabago ako sa pagkawarfreak bwahahahaaha). di lang sa floor but to others. anyhow, sinasabi siguro ng mga yun im that mataray china girl with the starbucks venti and default eyebrow raised. >:P
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